Song Making
The Position Vacant lyrics.
Twenty four seven, it's a twenty four seven job
You must be properly trained, GSOH
You need skin like a rhino, do as you're told
You're not allowed to walk out of that door
You've gotta be Richard Gere, Robson Green
Elton John or Tom Cruise
Victor Meldrew, Brad Pitt, Tony Blair -
Let him have a try -
Rod Stewart, Alan Milburn
Anybody else need not apply
Because its twenty four seven
It's a twenty four seven job
You need to be very strong, willing and able
You've got to lift inanimate objects - us
Might be gay, might be straight
Better be Mary bloody Poppins
Need to be an absolute saint
You need to be properly trained, GSOH etc...
You've gotta be Richard Gere etc...
Anybody else need not apply
Don't bother to apply...
